We Live On A Floating Rock Canvas Wall Art
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Portrait format
Freshly Printed
No warehouse fading or damage
Zero Waste
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Custom Sizes
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Description
A golden Earth. A YOU arrow. Several planets confirming the whole situation. Perspective: achieved.
What it does for your space
- •Deep midnight navy studded with stars and planets brings a dramatic, cosmic atmosphere to any wall
- •The illustrated planets and golden Earth give this humorous piece the visual quality of a vintage astronomy print
- •The tiny rocket and YOU arrow add wit that makes this instantly recognizable as the funniest smart thing on the wall
- •Available framed and unframed, both ship ready to hang. Open the box, hang it, done.
On a deep midnight navy background scattered with small cream stars and wispy illustrated clouds, WE LIVE ON A FLOATING ROCK is printed in large bold cream retro lettering at the top. At the bottom, DON'T OVERTHINK IT matches it in the same font. At the center, a large detailed Earth globe is illustrated in warm golden-brown tones with engraved continental outlines. A small arrow points to a dot on the surface with the label YOU. To the left, Saturn floats with its full ring system. To the right, two large gas giant planets are rendered in warm amber. A small red Mars and grey moon complete the solar system. A tiny rocket ship flies past the Earth at lower center.
Framed: Cotton-polyester canvas composite with a proprietary coating for vivid, long-lasting color. Pinewood frame made from FSC-certified sustainably sourced timber. Sawtooth hanging hardware included. Open the box, hang it, done.
Unframed (stretched): Cotton-polyester canvas composite printed with vibrant, long-lasting inks. Mounted on 1.25" radiata pine stretcher bars sourced from renewable forests. Soft rubber support dots on back corners. Back hanging hardware included.
Available in multiple sizes to fit your wall perfectly.
Perfect for
- •Home offices, creative studios, and anyone who needs a perspective reset
- •Space enthusiasts and astronomy-inspired interior styles
- •Hilarious and meaningful gifts for overthinkers everywhere
One floating rock. Eight...
Shipping & Returns
Free shipping on every US order. We currently ship within the United States only.
Estimated delivery: 10–14 business days from the order date (5–7 day made-to-order production + 5–7 day US shipping).
Returns: Free reprint if your print arrives damaged. Learn more.
About This Print
Each piece is printed on a cotton-polyester canvas composite with a proprietary matte coating, freshly produced to order with vibrant, fade-resistant inks for true-to-design colour.
Framed options arrive on FSC-certified pinewood frames with sawtooth hardware and felt bumpers (canvas depth 1.25", frame depth 1.75"). Stretched options come professionally wrapped on 1.25" radiata pine stretcher bars with soft rubber support dots. Both arrive ready to hang straight from the box.
Common Questions
How is the canvas framed? Is it ready to hang?
Framed prints arrive on FSC-certified pinewood frames with sawtooth hanging hardware already installed — open the box, hang it, done. Unframed (gallery-wrapped) prints come stretched on 1.25" pine bars with hanging hardware on the back, also ready to hang.
Will it fit my wall?
We offer multiple sizes from 12"×16" up to 36"×48" depending on orientation. As a rule of thumb, the canvas should occupy 55–75% of the available wall width above furniture. If you're unsure, email us with your wall photo and we'll recommend a size.
How is it shipped and packaged?
Every print ships free in the US, packaged in protective edge-corner cardboard inside a double-walled box. Tracking is emailed when your order leaves production (typically 5–7 business days after you order, since each piece is made to order).
What if it arrives damaged?
Email us a photo within 30 days and we'll send a free replacement — no return shipping required, no questions asked. Damage is on us.
Can I get a custom size?
Yes. If you need a size not listed, email us with your dimensions and we'll quote a custom production. Allow an extra few days on top of the standard 5–7 day production window for custom sizing.
What is your return policy?
Because each piece is made to order, we don't accept returns for sizing errors or change of mind — please use the size guide before ordering. We do replace any print that arrives damaged or with a defect, free of charge.
How long until it arrives?
Each print is made to order, so allow 5–7 business days to print, then 5–7 business days transit in the US — about 10–14 business days door-to-door from your order date. We currently ship within the US only; tracking is emailed when your order ships.
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Customer Reviews
Photos from customers
Michael S.
Charlotte, NC
I hung this above my nightstand and it is the first thing I see every morning. The colors are absolutely breathtaking in person -- the purples and golds are so vibrant and alive. My wife cried when she first saw it on the wall. The framing is sturdy and well made. This piece truly belongs in our home.
Linda F.
Dallas, TX
My farmhouse kitchen finally has the perfect finishing touch! This rooster chef print is charming and full of personality. The warm reds and cream tones match my shiplap walls beautifully. My whole family loves it -- it makes the kitchen feel so cozy and inviting. Great quality print!
Jennifer L.
Seattle, WA
I ordered this for my baby's ocean-themed nursery and it is absolutely adorable. The pastel coral colors are soft and gentle, perfect for a little one's room. The canvas looks great above the changing table. Good size, well made, and it arrived safely wrapped. So happy with this!
