Goose Medal Canvas Wall Art
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Description
Certified champion. Toilet paper crown. Gold medal confirmed.
What it does for your space
- •Warm terracotta, gold, cream, and soft sage green tones create a palette that works in bathrooms, kitchens, and living rooms with a smile
- •The combination of the regal gold medal and the undignified toilet paper crown creates a comedic tension that makes this one of the most quoted pieces in any home
- •The pedestal-on-a-stump composition gives the piece formal portrait energy, which makes the joke land even harder
- •Available framed and unframed, both ship ready to hang. Open the box, hang it, done.
A plump white goose stands on a wooden stump in a formal portrait pose, chest slightly puffed out, wearing a shiny gold medal on a ribbon around its neck. On its head sits a small crown improvised from a folded strip of white toilet paper, perfectly level. The goose's expression is one of absolute self-satisfaction. The background is a warm terracotta and cream wash with soft directional light that gives the composition the gravitas of an official portrait. Every detail takes the subject completely seriously, which is what makes it funny.
Framed: Cotton-polyester canvas composite with a proprietary coating for vivid, long-lasting color. Pinewood frame made from FSC-certified sustainably sourced timber. Sawtooth hanging hardware included. Open the box, hang it, done.
Unframed (stretched): Cotton-polyester canvas composite printed with vibrant, long-lasting inks. Mounted on 1.25" radiata pine stretcher bars sourced from renewable forests. Soft rubber support dots on back corners. Back hanging hardware included.
Available in multiple sizes to fit your wall perfectly.
Perfect for
- •Bathroom gallery wall with duck and goose humor prints
- •Kitchen or laundry room accent wall
- •Gift for anyone who appreciates absurdist animal art
The medal is official. The crown is toilet paper. The goose does not care.
Shipping & Returns
Free shipping on every US order. We currently ship within the United States only.
Estimated delivery: 7–10 business days (2–3 day production + 5–7 day US transit).
Returns: Free reprint if your print arrives damaged. Learn more.
About This Print
Each piece is printed on premium materials using giclée printing technology on archival-grade canvas or 200gsm+ matte paper, with pigment-based inks rated for 75+ years of fade resistance.
Every print is freshly produced to order, ensuring the highest quality and vibrant, true-to-design colors.
Framed options arrive ready to hang with FSC-certified pinewood frames and sawtooth hardware included.
Common Questions
How is the canvas framed? Is it ready to hang?
Framed prints arrive on FSC-certified pinewood frames with sawtooth hanging hardware already installed — open the box, hang it, done. Unframed (gallery-wrapped) prints come stretched on 1.25" pine bars with hanging hardware on the back, also ready to hang.
Will it fit my wall?
We offer multiple sizes from 12"×16" up to 36"×48" depending on orientation. As a rule of thumb, the canvas should occupy 55–75% of the available wall width above furniture. If you're unsure, email us with your wall photo and we'll recommend a size.
How is it shipped and packaged?
Every print ships free in the US, packaged in protective edge-corner cardboard inside a double-walled box. Tracking is emailed when your order leaves production (typically 2–3 business days after you order).
What if it arrives damaged?
Email us a photo within 30 days and we'll send a free replacement — no return shipping required, no questions asked. Damage is on us.
Can I get a custom size?
Yes. If you need a size not listed, email us with your dimensions and we'll quote a custom production. Allow an extra 2–3 days for custom sizing.
What is your return policy?
Because each piece is made to order, we don't accept returns for sizing errors or change of mind — please use the size guide before ordering. We do replace any print that arrives damaged or with a defect, free of charge.
How long until it arrives?
2–3 business days to print, then 5–7 business days transit in the US (about 7–10 days door-to-door). International orders take a bit longer; tracking is emailed when your order ships.
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Customer Reviews
Photos from customers
Patricia W.
Atlanta, GA
This painting brings such warmth and peace to our living room. The colors are warm and golden, exactly as shown. My whole family has commented on how moving it is. Shipped carefully, arrived perfectly, and the framing is solid and well-built. A truly beautiful piece.
James T.
Austin, TX
I have a dark academia reading corner and this piece completed it perfectly. The emerald green frame against my dark wall is stunning. The canvas texture really shows off the oil painting style. Packaged incredibly well, arrived with zero damage. Will be ordering again.
Marcus B.
Houston, TX
This portrait stopped me the moment I saw it. The brushwork, the colors, the expression -- it tells a story. I hung it in my living room and it immediately became the focal point of the room. The canvas quality is excellent, colors are rich and true. This is art that means something.
